๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage Dadโ Won 0 of 1 battleWednesday, April 15, 2026
I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day
and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies
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My dad's friends think he's a master carpenter because of all the home improvement projects he starts
but really, he's just a master of finding creative ways to use duct tape and prayer to hold things together
I asked my dad what his greatest superpower was.
He paused, thought for a moment, and said, "Making sure you always felt loved, even when I was just telling you to turn off the lights."
My dad always said his greatest talent was being able to fix anything around the house.
And while he did master everything from leaky faucets to wobbly chairs, his real superpower was always knowing how to fix a bad day, usually with a groan-worthy dad joke and a hug that somehow glued everything back together.
I spent all day making my dad's favorite meal for Father's Day, but when I presented it to him, he just smiled and said he was full from all the memories we've shared over the years.
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