Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.

Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.

I guess it was still trying to perk up.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby today