Why did the cranberry sauce need a therapist?

It had too many jelly issues.

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!

Thanksgiving at our house is less of a dinner and more of an annual family interrogation.

By dessert, I've usually confessed all my life choices and committed to a new career path.

Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?

He was afraid he'd just wing it.