I decided to become a mushroom farmer

Because I heard it's a fun-gi career

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we saw a barista who was known for making intricate designs on the coffee drinks. The kids were amazed by the hearts and leaves she could create with just a little bit of foam. I asked her what inspired her to become a coffee artist, and she said it was because she loved being a

latte talented person

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.