So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

My daughter was doing her homework and came to me complaining. She said her pencil wasn't working and she couldn't write anything.

I told her, 'Well, if it's not working, it sounds like it's pointless!'

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The tents were intense.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!