๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraFriday, April 17, 2026
I just got a raise, but it's basically just an inflation adjustment
So now I can afford last year's lifestyle, congratulations to me
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I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,
but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.
Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks
because 'burnout is just a state of mind'
My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.
I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.
I told my therapist I'm struggling with self-care
So she prescribed me a 10-minute morning meditation, which I've been putting off for weeks
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