I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

I've been trying to buy a house in my area

But the only thing I can afford is a strong opinion about gentrification.

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

My manager told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of this quarter.

I leaned so hard I fell into a job application.