My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.

I love how our company says 'we're a family here'

except when it's performance review time and suddenly I'm a foster kid up for adoption

I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.