What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we saw a barista who was known for making intricate designs on the coffee drinks. The kids were amazed by the hearts and leaves she could create with just a little bit of foam. I asked her what inspired her to become a coffee artist, and she said it was because she loved being a

latte talented person