I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I went to the bakery and saw a pie with a face on it

It was a pie-oneer in facial recognition

I'm trying to start a career as a baker, but I'm struggling to knead the dough.

I told my wife I was going to make a belt out of bread dough.

She said, "That's a waist of good bread!"