Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!

In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on