Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

I just hope I don't *fowl* up the carving.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is always a time for reflection

on who ate the last roll and who's going to do the dishes

Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!

Why did the cranberry sauce get a gold medal?

Because it always had a great finish!