Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!