My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.

It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!