I went to a fancy wine tasting last night, and the sommelier was very particular about how we should enjoy the wine.

She kept saying, 'Swirl it gently, get your nose deep in the glass, and take a long, satisfying swallow.'

I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up

They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

And women fantasize about having sex with *one* man who doesn't need directions.