Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.

I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend

My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.