Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

He kept unwrapping all the candy before he got home!

Why did the candy corn go to the party?

Because it was a-maize-ing

Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the board game café?

He just couldn't play Twister without using all his tentacles!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the haunted house?

Because he had a bone to pick with the admission price.