What's a vampire's favorite type of coffee?

De-coffin-ated!

Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?

Because it wanted to purr-fect its costume and get some paws-itive candy

Why did the Frankenstein's monster go to the cooking class?

Because he wanted to learn how to bolt together a good meal

What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?

Wrap music!