My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.

I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'

I've been trying to practice self-care by journaling my emotions,

but mostly I just write 'same' every day.

My idea of a 'starter home' is buying a large storage unit.

And just living in that.

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles