Knock knock. Who's there? Wendell.

Wendell who? Wendell you give in to the sheer pun-ishment of this joke and finally admit it's been weighing on you, a real heavy hitter in the groan department, making you wonder when 'til the end of this tale of wordplay woe?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.

Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange

who? You know what, I just realized I forgot the rest of the joke. Can I get back to you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Accordion.

Accordion who? Accordion to the weather report, it's going to rain!