We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on track with our budget.

Now we need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner.

We started wedding planning thinking about our future together.

Now we're just wondering if our future includes a second mortgage for the cake.

They say that when you get married, you should always keep the spark alive.

And I'm pretty sure that spark eventually evolves into the static electricity you get from arguing over who left the lights on.

Marriage is like a great restaurant

It starts with a great menu, but after a while, you're just happy to get a seat at the table and not have to do the dishes