๐ Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningMonday, May 4, 2026
We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home
Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law
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We decided to have an open bar at our wedding to keep our families happy
Now we're just hoping to have enough money left for the honeymoon, or even a marriage
We started planning our dream wedding with a modest budget of $10,000
Now our dream wedding is just that โ a dream, and our budget is having a nightmare
I've been thinking, marriage is like a GPS navigation system
because it starts out saying 'recalculating your life' and eventually just says 'arriving at your destination, love you, turn left'
We started our wedding seating chart with a simple diagram.
It quickly evolved into a complex flowchart, complete with 'demilitarized zones' and 'mandatory buffer tables'.
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