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Wedding PlanningMonday, May 4, 2026
We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home
Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law
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Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.
Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'
We started planning our wedding with a simple vision: close friends, family, and a modest budget.
Then we added our parents' friends, and their friends' friends, and now we're just crowd-funding a small town.
I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him
He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'
They say you know you've found your soulmate when you can be completely yourself around them.
And judging by how quickly they've both embraced the 'pajamas all day' weekend philosophy, I'd say they're perfectly matched.
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