I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices

Alright, folks, the moment of truth! As I prepare to carve this magnificent bird, I just realized this turkey had a seriously rough day yesterday.

...It was completely *stuffed*.

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!