Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?

Because it kept tocking too much!

So, I was thinking about taking up a new hobby, maybe learning to play an instrument. I looked at guitars, pianos, even a saxophone.

But I decided against it. I didn't want to get into treble.

What did the guitar say to the musician?

Pick on someone your own size!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.