๐ Father's Day Joke
Dad TributeFriday, April 24, 2026
I framed a picture of my dad's handyman to-do list for Father's Day
And he said it was the first time someone finally understood his life's work
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Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
I asked my dad what his superpower was on Father's Day
He said it was his ability to turn any conversation into a discussion about the perfect grill temperature
My dad's garage is so organized,
he can find a screw from 1992 faster than I can find my car keys.
My dad told me he wanted a very specific Father's Day gift: something that would help him maintain optimal home comfort.
So I got him a sweater, and he said, 'Perfect! Now I can finally turn the thermostat down even lower without anyone complaining.'
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