๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkSaturday, April 25, 2026
I went on a date with a woman who said she was looking for a man who could 'go all night long'.
I told her I could definitely stay awake for eight hours, but she seemed less impressed when I clarified I meant binge-watching a documentary about competitive cheese rolling.
More Dirty Jokes
My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.
Now I'm much better at getting things wet and spinning them into shape.
I went to a fancy wine tasting last night, and the sommelier was very particular about how we should enjoy the wine.
She kept saying, 'Swirl it gently, get your nose deep in the glass, and take a long, satisfying swallow.'
I've been taking pottery classes, and my instructor says I have a natural talent...
...for getting my hands deep into the clay and making it spin just right.
I've been taking private lessons from a skilled arborist, and she's been teaching me how to prune with precision, really get to the root of the problem, and help me branch out in new ways.
Now I'm able to penetrate even the densest foliage.
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