๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkSaturday, April 25, 2026
I went on a date with a woman who said she was looking for a man who could 'go all night long'.
I told her I could definitely stay awake for eight hours, but she seemed less impressed when I clarified I meant binge-watching a documentary about competitive cheese rolling.
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My new Pilates instructor told me I need to really engage my core, get deep into my pelvic floor, and then slowly release it with control.
I'm still not sure what a 'hundreds' exercise is, but I'm getting quite good at it.
Why did the man bring a compass on his date?
He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.
My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.
I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.
My girlfriend told me she wanted to go on a really wild adventure in bed.
So I told her, 'Great, let's try not faking it this time.'
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