I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My financial advisor told me I really needed to diversify my assets.

I told him, 'Don't worry, I already have a very well-rounded portfolio.'