My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

Why did the man get fired from the sperm bank?

He kept eating the samples.

My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.

I told him, 'Funny, my girlfriend always tells me I've got a fantastic grip.'

I've been dating a professional chocolatier, and she's been teaching me about the art of molding relationships.

Now I know why our love is so rich and nutty, but sometimes it leaves a bitter aftertaste.