My new job involves a lot of delicate handling. I have to make sure I grasp the shaft firmly, get it properly seated, and then apply steady pressure until it's fully inserted and locked in place.

I'm a professional forklift operator.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented baker, and she's always trying to get me to rise to the occasion.

But honestly, I think she's just kneading the attention.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.

I said, 'Alright, but you're not getting an orgasm until you finally fix that leaky faucet.'