I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going

My parents told me to 'just pull myself up by my bootstraps.'

My boots are from Target and the straps broke two months ago.

I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.