Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

Alright everyone, it's time for the main event! As I carve this magnificent turkey, I just hope my knife work doesn't lead to any...

...fowl play.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite