Why did the ghost always get through airport security so fast?

He had no body to check!

Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?

In case he needed to super-size his candy bag!

Why did the werewolf go to the coffee shop?

Because it heard they had a paws-itive coffee blend

Why was the mummy always so good at folding laundry?

Because he had a lot of experience with wraps!