๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.
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Our CEO told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of our current workload.
I leaned so hard I almost fell into a nap.
I've got so many side hustles,
my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.
I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient'
which is easy to say when your mortgage is paid off and avocado toast was 50 cents
I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient',
which is like telling someone to 'just breathe' while they're drowning in student loans.
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