Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together

In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?