I've been dating a girl who's a professional dominatrix, and she's always trying to make our relationship more exciting.

But honestly, the only thing she's really dominating is my credit card.

I've been dating a clockmaker, and she's always trying to wind me up

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to help me find my way

but it turns out she's been mapping out our entire relationship to get to the one place I didn't know I was going: a long-term commitment

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through