Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been taking cooking classes with a professional pastry chef, and she's been teaching me about the importance of beating, whipping, and creaming to get the perfect rise.

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship