My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

And women fantasize about having sex with *one* man who doesn't need directions.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.