Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

I've been taking private lessons from a professional seamstress, and she's been teaching me how to make a perfect stitch, get in deep, and really pull it all together.

Now I can finally finish that torn pair of pants.