In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.

Our Thanksgiving dinner is less a meal and more an extreme sport.

You need stamina, a good defense, and the ability to pivot topics at warp speed.

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.