Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down