I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment

but it was a little fowl-tempered

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together