The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...

...it's coming up with a new answer to 'So, are you dating anyone yet?' every single year.

At my family's Thanksgiving, the only thing more stuffed than the turkey...

...are the guests an hour later, trying to stay awake on the couch.

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he was a drumstick!