Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a berry bad cough!

I've been thinking, why did the turkey join the gym?

To get some egg-cellent abs for Thanksgiving dinner!

Every Thanksgiving, my family plays a game called 'Catch Up.'

Except it's less about old times and more about catching me in the crosshairs of personal life questions.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite