Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner