My family always begins Thanksgiving dinner with a moment of silent gratitude.

It's usually followed by a not-so-silent debate about who's grateful enough to do the dishes.

Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote