What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.

Why did Santa's elves go on a team-building retreat at the North Pole?

To get to the root of their workflow and branch out into new collaborations!

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

Why did the elves have a brainstorming session?

They wanted to toy with some new ideas.