My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.

I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan

but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking

I asked my boomer dad for housing advice

He said 'just save up and put 20% down', which is like telling me to 'just buy a unicorn and ride it to work'

I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.