๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Saturday, March 28, 2026
I'm thinking about starting a family.
But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.
More Millennial Jokes
I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient',
which is like telling someone to 'just breathe' while they're drowning in student loans.
I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient'
which is easy to say when your mortgage is paid off and avocado toast was 50 cents
I've been reading self-help books to improve my mental health
but the only thing I've accomplished is organizing my bookshelf by recovery journey
Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that
management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going
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