I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.

Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.

I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion

So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session

I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan

but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking