My manager just called an 'urgent all-hands' meeting to discuss how we can all be more proactive about asynchronous communication.

My manager said, 'We're a family here.'

Which makes sense, because I'm always dreading our gatherings and can't afford to move out.

I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy

but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right

My therapist identified my attachment style as 'anxious-preoccupied.'

Which perfectly explains why I keep checking if my DoorDash order is still 5 minutes away.