๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate Burnoutโ Won 0 of 1 battleSunday, May 10, 2026
My manager told me to 'optimize my passion' for the company.
But honestly, my only passion right now is optimizing my sleep schedule.
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I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers
now I just get anxious about how anxious I'm going to get
My boss told us 'we're a family here,'
which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.
My boomer dad told me to 'just buy a house like we did.'
I told him I'm still saving for the security deposit on my *dream* cardboard box.
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
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