๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutSunday, May 3, 2026
I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update, but my manager said
that would ruin the 'synergy' of watching each other drink coffee for 15 minutes
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My therapist said I need to validate my own emotions.
So my emotions validated that I needed another nap.
I'm at the age where I'm expected to be a homeowner, but
my biggest investment is a Roth IRA with 17 dollars in it, which I'm pretty sure is just a savings account for my future anxiety.
I've been working on my emotional intelligence in therapy
now I can identify at least five different ways I'm procrastinating on my therapy homework
I'm thinking about starting a family.
But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.
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