I'm trying to buy a house, but my budget is tight

I've got a 500k mortgage and a 5k salary, I'm basically just renting money from the bank at this point

I asked my boomer friend for investment advice

He told me to buy a house, I told him I'd rather buy a Lambo, at least then I'd have a vehicle to sleep in

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job

I finally achieved financial stability.

Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.