I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.

So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.

I asked my manager why our meeting couldn't have been an email

And they said 'because then we wouldn't have had the opportunity to synergize our thought processes and disrupt the paradigm of traditional communication'

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.