Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?

Because it was feeling a little root-less and wanted to branch out.

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole podcast?

Because they heard it was a 'wrap'!

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet