What do you call a candy cane that's feeling sad?

A blue stick

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole wellness program?

Because they needed to work through some Claus-trophobic issues.

Why did the Christmas carolers bring a ladder to the party?

They wanted to hit the high notes

Why did Frosty have a hard time paying his bills on time?

Because he was always a little flaky with his payments and would often melt under pressure!