๐ Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorSunday, May 24, 2026
Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.
Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.
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We thought planning a wedding would be fun, like a big puzzle to solve together, until
we realized the puzzle was made of money, emotions, and 500 opinions from our relatives.
Some people say marriage is an endless sleepover with your best friend.
Others say it's just finding one person to share all your snacks with for the rest of your life.
They say marriage is all about compromise.
Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.
When my wife and I were first dating, our conversations were full of dreams, passions, and philosophical debates.
Now, they mostly revolve around whose turn it is to take out the recycling, and whether we have enough milk.
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