Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite