Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

Why did the turkey go to the doctor before Thanksgiving?

It had a fowl cough!

In my family, the most competitive event at Thanksgiving isn't football or eating the most pie.

It's seeing who can fall asleep on the couch first after dinner.

I've got a great reason why the turkey is so relaxed this Thanksgiving

It's having a gobbler of a time, but it's stuffed with anxiety about being the main course!