In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a berry bad cough!