Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.

And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices