Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.