Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!