Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!

What do you call a mischievous candy cane?

A hook-lum!

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.

What do you call a reindeer who's an excellent decorator?

Deer-ator