Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner seating chart isn't about politeness or proximity to the food.

It's a strategic battlefield plan to minimize exposure to Uncle Steve's political theories and Aunt Carol's 'When are you getting married?' interrogation.

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault