Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because we're always mixing relatives and politics

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

one part love, two parts argument, and a whole lot of gravy to smooth things over