Why was the stuffing feeling anxious on Thanksgiving?

Because it was stuffed with emotions

I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment

but it was a little fowl-tempered

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.