Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party and more like a high-stakes game of diplomatic chess.

We ended up just putting everyone's name in a hat and letting fate decide. Much less therapy needed.

When my wife and I were dating, I used to spend an hour getting ready, planning elaborate dates, and making sure I smelled just right.

Now, 'date night' usually means we're sharing a frozen pizza on the couch, and I've successfully located both socks that match.

My wife and I have been married long enough that we've really learned to share.

Especially the bathroom counter space, which she's learned to share by allowing me one tiny corner for my toothbrush.

When my wife and I were dating, I used to spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if my shirt passes the 'sniff test,' I'm practically black-tie ready.