๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastWednesday, May 6, 2026
I asked the groom how he's preparing for married life
He said he's been practicing saying 'yes dear' in front of the mirror, and I think he's finally got it down to a blink
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My wife and I have been married long enough that we've truly mastered shared living spaces.
She gets the bedroom closet, and I get the laundry basket in the hall.
I've been thinking, marriage is like a great recipe
it takes a little bit of love, a lot of patience, and somehow, no matter what you put in, the in-laws are always a surprise ingredient
Before we got married, my husband used to send me flowers and chocolates every week.
Now, if he brings home the *right* kind of toilet paper without being asked, I know it's true love.
I remember when [Groom's Name] was really trying to impress [Bride's Name] back in their dating days. He'd talk about whisking her away for romantic weekends and cooking elaborate gourmet meals.
Now, I'm pretty sure his most impressive daily gesture is successfully navigating the Sunday morning grocery run without a list, and still remembering to pick up her favorite ice cream.
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