I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

I've been searching for a affordable apartment

but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying

My boomer neighbor asked why I don't just 'work harder' to afford a house.

I told him I'm currently working three jobs, and I just learned to braid my bootstraps.

I've been working on my emotional intelligence in therapy

Now I can identify at least five different ways I'm avoiding my feelings at any given time.