๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Corporate BurnoutWednesday, July 22, 2026
My company says 'we're a family here.'
Which explains why I'm emotionally exhausted and constantly planning my escape.
More Millennial Jokes
My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'
when I asked for a raise.
My therapist encouraged me to find healthy ways to self-soothe.
So I started color-coding my anxiety spreadsheet.
I've been reading a lot of self-help books to improve my mental health
Now I have a lot of feelings and a significant amount of overdue library fines
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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