Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process