I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

Now I know what it's like to be in a relationship, a backup plan, and a participation trophy all at the same time.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

Now I'm much better at getting things wet and spinning them into shape.

Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.