🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo King⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleSaturday, April 11, 2026
My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.
...I never knew yoga could be so intense.
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