My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."

I've been dating a professional taxidermist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of stuffing and mounting

But honestly, it's been a real challenge to get her to relax her grip

My golf instructor told me I needed to loosen my grip, adjust my stance, and really follow through with my shaft for a better shot.