๐จ Dad Joke
Storyteller DadMonday, July 20, 2026
So, I was organizing the pantry the other day, going through all the dried fruit. I picked up a bag of prunes and couldn't help but notice how... well, seasoned they looked.
I almost asked them about their life story, but I figured they'd just give me a dry one.
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