I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.

My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.

So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.

My boomer parents told me the secret to success was to 'pull myself up by my bootstraps.'

I'm still trying to find a pair of boots I can afford.