We started wedding planning thinking about our future together.

Now we're just wondering if our future includes a second mortgage for the cake.

We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish

it starts out with the perfect mix of ingredients, but over time, you realize you've been adding a little more love, a little more patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness to get it just right

I tried to surprise my wife with a grand romantic gesture the other night.

I did all the dishes. She just looked at me and said, 'Are you implying something about my dish-loading technique?'