Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment

but it was a little fowl-tempered