Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment

but it was a little fowl-tempered

My cousin's contribution to Thanksgiving dinner is always memorable.

Last year, we weren't sure if his 'green bean casserole' was a side dish or a science experiment.

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all take a group photo before we're all full, argumentative, and regretting our life choices