In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process